Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
ONEREPUBLIC WILL BE IN LATVIA I CAN’T FUCKING CALM MYSELF!!!!!! I’M ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING I CAN’TTTTTTT!!!! THIS GODDAMN BAND MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND FUCKING FINALLY(FINALLLYYYYY AFTER YEARS OF LISTENING TO THEIR GODDAMN AMAZING AND BRILLIANT MUSIC) I’LL BE ABLE TO SEEE THEM LIVE!!!! THIS IS IT! THAT’S THE TIP OF MY LIFE. I NOW FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE FINE. EVERYTHING’S FINE BECAUSE THIS JUST HOLYSHITMAMAZING.
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing