iwouldliketoeatrandy:

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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atheistpigeon:

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

The tour group

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

disappears:

can i politely murder you

skt4ng:

Jeppe Hein
"ARE YOU REALLY HERE", 2014 
powder-coated aluminium, neon tubes, two-way mirror, powder-coated steel, transformersDimensions: 100 x 100 x 10 cm

skt4ng:

"ARE YOU REALLY HERE", 2014 

powder-coated aluminium, neon tubes, two-way mirror, powder-coated steel, transformers
Dimensions: 100 x 100 x 10 cm

You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)